I bought these snatch shorts on the recommendation of my coach if you ask me my coach spends way too much time looking at my snatch but hey , no judgey to each their own and man did they make a difference. Upon putting them on I was transformed. My hip pocket sprung back with the pop of a bowl of cereal with fresh milk. I not only set a personal record for snatch hit but set my gyms record and immediately got a call from the Olympic weightlifting team asking me to join. I would, but I can't get Tuesdays off.
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The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best theme, you see? Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise. As a former video store clerk with the smug, "unimpressed by your choices" attitude many have come to love and expect from people working minimum-wage jobs that others aren't cool enough for , I have a great fondness for letting people know all about the accidental and not-so-accidental genitals they may see in a movie of their choice. I was never shy about letting customers know if the movie they were renting had an excellent dick shot of a beloved celebrity or an especially good butt scene. I used to do that with porn, too, but stopped after I noticed that one of my customers became visibly agitated when I started talking about how awesome the camera work was in Trunks 2, an excellent pornographic feature all about dudes who love other dudes who love speedos and also taking them off and fucking butts that have just been in speedos.
Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you. I have let myself down.
Okay ladies, I want to ask you a question. How do you get out of a car, when you're wearing a skirt? A Keeping both legs together , I swing my feet out of the vehicle, then stand up.